This one's especially for you. Have a romantic candlelit evening!
Night Starvation
Last night I didn’t get a wink
He woke me up and made me blink
I felt him nibble at my cheek
The thought of him made me go all weak
I tried to give him the cold shoulder
But it only made the pest much bolder
And then he nibbled at my neck
I’d had enough, said “what the heck”?
So within a trice the deed was done
The mozzie was dead and I had won
©Marian Barker

SeasideMan
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That made me think of this by Ian Dury and the Blockheads:
I come awake
With a gift for womankind
You're still asleep
But the gift don't seem to mind
Rise on this occasion
Halfway up your back
Sliding down your body
Touching your behind
You look so self-possessed
I won't disturb your rest
It's lovely when you're sleeping
But wide awake is best
Wake up and make love with me
Wake up and make love
Wake up and make love with me
I don't want to make you
I'll let the fancy take you
And you'll wake up and make love
You come awake
In a horny morning mood
And have a proper wriggle
In the naughty naked nude
Roll against my body
Get me where you want me
What happens next is private
It's also very rude
I'll go and get the post
And make some tea and toast
You have a lover's sleep, love
It's me that needs it most
Wake up and make love with me
Wake up and make love
Wake up and make love with me
I don't want to make you
I'll let the fancy take you
And you'll wake up and make love