There's a lot of it about!

Apologies to those who have read this before but SPAM does have a nasty habit of repeating itself!

SPAM!

Do I want to loose ten pounds in days
Do I want to get rich quick
Do the spammers think I’m stupid
Do the spammers think I’m thick

Do I want to buy Viagra
When I ‘m sat here on my own
Do I want ‘something’ enlarging
Do I want ‘it’ fully grown

Do I want a load of money
From the Bank of Who Knows Where
Will this rubbish keep on coming
‘cos I’m pulling out my hair

I hate receiving all this spam
It’s doing in my head
The only spam I really like
Goes between two slices of fresh bread!

©Marian Barker

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