STOP THIEF!
How dare she? I know her game! I know what she's up to!
She's jealous! 
She's trying to steal my identity. That's theft in anyone's book! Can anyone recommend a good brief? and I'm not talking pants here!
"Don't do it Victoria - you'll always be Posh Spice"!
I'm the only "LA Spice" in the blogging world.
Blogland
When I landed on Planet Blog
I found a world of dog eats dog
A teeming pool beside a bog
I left my craft and off I stepped
I really felt a bit inept
I didn’t boldly go – I crept
The atmosphere was quite mind-blowing
I was unsure where I was going
The wind of change was gently blowing
I soon encountered blogging life
A techno-man, a bored housewife
Each aired views, worries and strife
A whole new language – “Blogonaise”
My brain went numb my eyes did glaze
Am I too old for this new phase?
The natives - as the days unfurled
Were rather friendly, no insults hurled
Instead they welcomed me into their world
I like it here and so I’ll stay
And post more poems another day
I’m a Blogger now I’m growing grey
©Marian Barker
la_spice
**Previous comments**
"Glad you are staying. Your poems are brilliant". Sara-d 22/2
"Ha! I can identify with those sentiments. I definitely found it quite mind blowing my first week or so. In truth, I nearly gave up. Then, as you say, the natives turned out to be friendly and now I think I'd actually miss them if I quit. Well, some of them". James. 11/6
"I am glad you stayed too - you certainly add a little 'something' to my life". Normalguy 11/6
"Wonderful poem spice". Henriettahenpot 11/6
"Thank you for sharing this poem. It is encouraging, because it expresses exactly how one feels, who is new to the blog world. It says: 'You are not alone'!" inomini 11/6